Silly Stories

Silly Story
By Zada
10/12/05

One day Globe took a walk and she saw a school. She turned into a parrot and flew inside, and when a teacher walked by Globe, she turned into a student. She flew into a classroom and opened the parrot cage and went in and then she closed the cage.

When the students and teachers came into the classroom, they did not know that their parrot was alive. So they worked and worked until Globe turned into a zebra!!! Globe ate the students work. Before the teacher noticed, Globe turned back into Globe.

Alex the Super Hero!!!
By Max

Once upon a time Alex was walking down the sidewalk, when suddenly a toad jumped by. The toad stopped and said “Stop!!!!” He said “Do you want to be a superhero?” Alex said “Yes, I have always wanted to be a superhero!!”

As he was a superhero, he was saving everyone around the globe. One day Alex turned a good guy into a bad guy, and after that happened, the bad guy had powers. Also after that happened everyone started calling Alex. One day, finally, Alex was searching and searching for the bad guy. But Alex never had a chance to turn the bad guy back into a good guy, because the bad guy was too fast for Alex to turn him into a good guy with his magic potion.

The potion that he had can turn bad people into good people, or the opposite. Finally one day Alex found the bad guy, and Alex had his potion in the bottle. The bad guy was far away and Alex threw the bottle and got the bad guy. Alex made the good guy into president of the United States of America.

Dog
By Justice

One day a dog was walking around a building. He thought that there would be lots of people to trick, so he went inside the building.

When he went in the building there were lots of people so he tricked lots of people, then when he left the building he didn’t know where his house was. So he just looked everywhere while he was trying to find his home.

He kept falling down and when he was walking he thought he was invisible. He found his home and when he got home he was so happy he started to watch TV. He was watching Stuart Little and he thought the movie was fun.

Cat and Mouse
By Connor

Once upon a time in a jungle there was an ordinary mouse who was very clever. His name was Mr. Mouse. Thirty years later Mr. Mouse thought he would change his name to Mouse. While he got the new name he saw an apple tree. It was filled with millions of delicious apples, but Mouse couldn’t reach them.

Then he saw cat. “Would you get an apple for me?” said Mouse. “No!!!” said cat grinding his teeth. Mouse was angry. He got an idea. Mouse got some boo and rolled into cat. Cat got mad. “Who did that?” cat screamed. Mouse giggled, but he got more things to roll at cat.

He scared the elephant and almost killed the cat. “What!” screamed cat. Mouse found a rock and threw it at the apple tree that was above cat’s head. The apple stem and the apple came pouring down. It hit cat on this head. Mouse rolled to a safe place and happily ate the apple.

Pooh!
By Maya

Once there was a bear named Winne the Pooh. He lived in the Hundred Acre Wood. Pooh wanted to go to Christopher’s house but there was a problem. Pooh was bumping into a tree and was getting bruised. “Oh bother.” Pooh sighed. “No wonder I thought this was not a good idea. But I should stick to it.”

Finally he burst out “Ouch that hurt! Oh well, at least I’m going to Christopher Robin’s house. Oh goodie, I’m free to go to Christopher Robin’s house.” Said Pooh. When Pooh got to Christopher Robin’s house they had tea and cookies together.

Then Christopher Robin asked ‘Why did you decide to come here today baby?” “Because I had something to eat for breakfast oh and lunch and dinner today.” Pooh said. “Oh well, you already had breakfast. Can you give me lunch?” Then Pooh went home and went to sleep.

Three Fish and the Monkey
By Mr. Reedy

Once upon a time three fish walked into the zoo. They wanted to buy a pet monkey for their fishbowl.

Maya the Astronaut Max!!! I love you!!
By Ken

At the space station, Max was waiting to get the ship fixed. He was playing Monopoly in his spaceship with his friend Hank. Max needed to go to the bathroom but the door was locked. Max couldn’t wait, then Max peed in his pants.

Just then the workers fixed the ship. The workers unlocked the door. Max said “I peed in my pants.”

Everybody laughed. Max changed to good clothes and put the Monopoly game away. Hank and Max told the workers they wanted to go to the moon. They did.